There is something that has been weighing on my conscience for quite a while now… It’s about time I let you in on some truth. In advance, I am really sorry to have mislead you.

I have grown quite fond over the years of using the phrase “I majored in [that] for two semesters”. While studying, I did change my focus several times – and I took classes all over the spectrum. But there was this movie that my mom and I went to see; then we bought it and watched it several more times… And we laughed until we choked on our Pepsi and popcorn.

I’ve been using that phrase for years. Even I had forgotten it wasn’t original. You can blame that phrase on the weasel; he should not, however, be held responsible for the amount of time it took me to finish school. I wanted to study everything…

I think my mom always imagined that I would bring this guy home someday…

I am sure it really tweaks your melon that I’ve lead you on all this time, but I think I have learned my lesson.