Did you know that phrases like ‘number one’ and ‘number two’ are globally accepted terms for pee and poop, respectively? Can you believe that I can construct a serious sentence about pee and poop also while also employing the word ‘respectively’? Believe it.
Look closely. Think hard. How much flush do you really need after this transaction?
This is how London gained ground as one of the greenest industrialized cities (per capita) on Earth. You wouldn’t want to waste water now, would you?
2 responses to “Toilet Humor”
Oh my gosh. Seriously? …I have never seen a dual flush toilet. Wow.
Apparently these were in bathrooms on the Vandy campus when we were still at echo. Dewese told me about the new pristine toilets in the student center and how they were “up for 1, down for 2.”
I thought he was reviewing their suitability for onesies and twosies.