Dearly beloved, we gather here today to discuss the wondrous properties of the Airsickness Bag. In case you didn’t know, this little gem can be found in the seat back pocket in front you on any Continental flight. It will hold the wrappers from your earphones and blanket – as well as any soiled tissues or napkins you don’t have the heart to hand to hand to a flight attendant. In a pinch, the beautiful blue bags hold liquids, too!
How would I know, you ask. Let’s not discuss the details – trust me.
Disclaimer: Although the Continental Airsickness Bag is available in the most royal of blue and magically seals up whatever trash comes to hand, it cannot be guaranteed to seal in smell of items held nor does it make you invisible during use. i.e. Embarrassment may result during use, but this is widely considered as a desirable alternative to using one’s own, or another passenger’s, lap to containing one’s “waste”.
2 responses to “Waterproof and Leak Resistant!”
My poor honey. Twice in one trip just is not fair.
At least you didn’t set off a paristaltic chain reaction…like Pam did in that one episode of The Office when she had morning sickness…actually that would have been kind of cool, then all the attention would have been diverted away from you to all those other hurling passengers.
So good to see you for our brief encounter. It twas one of the brightest moments of the holiday season. 🙂